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Crazier: Don't Panic: This friday is the Towel day.


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Don't Panic: This friday is the Towel day.

May 23, 04:24 PM

A gentle reminder, grab your towel and get ready for this friday humanity will shiver in fear while we whip their effing arse with.. THE TOWEL.

What is a towel, I herd ya asking? well google define says that a towel is “a rectangular piece of absorbent cloth (or paper) for drying or wiping”, but thats what we all thought untill douglas adam enlighten us with the truth about towel. Towel according to his guidebook is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have. Partly it has great practical value.

  • you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta
  • you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours
  • you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon
  • use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth
  • wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat
  • wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal
  • you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal
  • dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough

Participation – So what do you do on towel day? well… you carry your towel with you throughout the day.

More information at the ever-knowing-wikipedia

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